Bold. Beautiful. Unapologetic.
Legend has it, he was born under a disco ball during a thunderstorm.
Equal parts chaos and charisma.
Known to some as a visionary, to others simply as “Florida Man.”
He's spent his life dodging norms, responsibilities, and dress codes.
Hobbies include:
He didn’t choose the spotlight—it chooses him.
Mostly because he refused to leave.
This site is a shrine to his aesthetic: bold, bizarre, and just self-aware enough to be dangerous.
If you’re here for subtlety, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
If you crave flair, freedom, and the occasional eagle fly-by—welcome home.
I live for freedom, style, and the thrill of standing out.
This page is a tribute to bold energy and fierce vibes.
It was built with HTML, CSS, and a little JavaScript sprinkled in for flair.
If you came here looking for a repository, here you go:
It's a little password manager I started making for a class project. I'll upload the flask app (TicTacToe game) I built for my daughter at some point... For now, I just needed this outrageously spoofy web page for a [possible] promotion.